Bach Trombone Slide Cream Single Tub

The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List:

• 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes.
• 2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players.
• 3: Tuning slide grease.

Nobody likes it. It's annoying. We get it. But it's a necessary evil, so stop whining and start putting something on your horn that NASA has been using for years: Monster slide grease. Thick, long lasting, perfect seal. You won't lose the tub either, like you normally do - this one is too good looking.